I swear I'm not bi-polar

So looking back on my past few blog posts I've noticed I have very altitudinal highs and very  subaqueous lows. Huh... I never realized I'm such an emotional blogger. I guess I find it cathartic. Even in my journal I don't write the things that I write I my blog. I guess I hope that someday someone's posterity will read them and think I'm not such a bad person after all. I mean, I am always honest in my journals- but I don't elaborate the negative like I probably should- so they're fiction by omission... is that even a phrase?

Whatever.

So these last couple of days at work have been awesome! I finally got to do something I love to do- and personally I think I do it well! I got to train the new kid! Woo Hoo! It just makes me feel like they trust me to know what the heck I'm doing. Which 90% of the time I totally do, 9% I fake and the other 1% I stare into the abyss and slip slowly into madness.

Ok... those percentages might be off a little.

Anyway, I like teaching. I like imparting my wisdom to others. Hahaha... Wow- that makes me sound like an insufferable know-it-all (I'm not denying it- I'm just saying it sounds that way). I'm a great big barrel of mostly useless knowledge so anytime someone wants to tap the keg, I will spout forth my golden stream of sagacity.

Ok... now I just sound like beer.

Speaking of cookies (beer-pretzels-peanuts-M&Ms-cookies, see, it's an easy leap),

I have officially declared today to be Cookie Calories don't Count Day. Have you ever had the Ice cream Shure-bert Oreos? HAVE YOU???

They're awesome! I only wish I'd made my declaration earlier in the day so I could have celebrated longer. My weekend just started early folks! Mmm...BOY!