Thursday, June 18, 2020

the Lost Pandemic Post

I don't remember starting this post... but apparently during a day of boredom I start confessing everything going through my mind...
  • I am boring
  • Shower shoes are not the same as water shoes and are not meant to be hiked in.
  • It is possible to watch 11 seasons of a series in two weeks' time.
  • All 11 seasons of MASH are on Hulu.
  • I did not inherit a green thumb. You want plants killed? Send them to me. I can only grow noxious weeds. They love me.
  • Cats aren't that great at deep and meaningful conversation. Oh sure, they're funny when they want to be, but try to get serious on them...?
  • I have a list three miles long of things I should probably do, but I don't.
  • Every time I leave the house I spend money. So I'm grounded.
  • Years of training myself to a decent sleep schedule can crumble in a matter of days. 
  • Getting an unexpected check in the mail can make a crummy day brighter. 
  • I love a good rain storm. 
  • I am not a fan of cooking for one.
  • I'm not really a fan of cooking at all. 
  • Sometimes I have toast for dinner.
  • I am addicted to lotion
  • I am addicted to fudgsicles.
  • I am addicted to chocolate chip granola bars.
  • Of all the characters in Jane Austen's works- I relate the most to Miss Bates from Emma.
  • When I tell people I love to read, that is a lie. I have not read one book this whole lock-down.
  • That's not true. I do love to read. I just haven't done it.