This is concerning the VL Club (for you lay-persons- the Virgin Lips Club) of which I am a member.
At 25 I made myself president.
At 30 I made myself Queen
At 35 I was promoted to Empress.
I am just informing you now- that on my 40th birthday I will be promoted to Goddess of the VL club. I have a few more years to anticipate said event, but I just want you to start preparing yourselves now. There *will* be a birthday party- and it *will* have a Grecian theme and guests will arrive in togas and feed me grapes while fanning me with ostrich feather plumes.
(because no one wants to come looking like this guy- although apparently he is the life of the party)
Heck, I may even have the party in Greece just to be more authentic. Or at least on the Mount Olympus in Utah. That's legit, right?
Seriously, like indoor plumbing- it's gonna be big!