Sure-fire ways to scare the Hell out of me this Halloween

Put one of these on my front lawn. (I *love* cemeteries- but honestly I'm not sure how I'll react next time I go and see one of these.)

Dress your five year old like this and have him walk up to me and ask, "Are you my mummy?"

Show up wearing this mask (which is creepy enough by itself)

and then have your head do a 180 on your neck to reveal this face.

Dress up like a mannequin in a store front then break through the glass and start robotically chasing me (not gonna lie- even before I saw this, store dummies always freaked me out a little)

 Dress a little girl up like this and have her giggle uncontrollably and say, "Come play with us!"

Normally the Ood don't scare me. They're actually lovely creatures.  But the rabid ones are a bit freaky.

If you dress like this and walk around looking like a boneless sack- I will scream and run away.

Wear this and just stand in the doorway. Not moving. Not making a sound. I would faint. Seriously. And then I would forget.

I'm not suggesting that you should try any of these on me. Because honestly, you might lose a limb if I catch up with you- but if you're brave enough to try, I've given you some good ideas.