So... some of my friends on Facebook are really funny. Here are some of the recent status updates on Facebook:
"I think I should have the right to slap anyone that calls me "Ma'am"
"Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China"
~ April (stolen from Darlene)
"What? No my fish isn't dead, he just floats on his side sometimes."