Happy New Year's Eve. T'is the end of another year. Was it great? Was it crap? Eh- depended on the day. Here are some of my highlights according to Facebook Statuses (mostly they're the ones that amused me the most to re-read).
January
- 12:00 came and went... and I forgot to toast the new year with my cream soda... because I was playing angry birds. I'm pretty sure that's an omen for how this year is going to play out.
- Friday the 13th? my lucky day.
- Holy cow! It's coming down in pre-formed snowballs!!!
- 12:05am. "go to bed and get a decent night's sleep? oooooooor play angry birds till my eyeballs fall out? You're right... angry birds.
- "I *have* to go purse shopping? Oh. The. HUMANITY!!!!"
February
- "I can't taste anything... I should take advantage of this time by eating things that are good for me, but are gross. Naaahhhh....
- I dream full episodes of The Big Bang Theory.
- When you live with the parents all you want to do is get the heck out... when you finally do- you never want your visits to end.
- I must have taken two multi vitamins last night because I dreamed about being a super hero.
- Tied for first in the family Oscar Competition!!! Woohoo!!!!
March
- Tax returns filed. Can anyone say SHOPPING SPREE!!!???
- After all these years I finally broke down and re-watched "Where the Heart is". It's still stupid.
- I just saw an add to become a marriage therapist. I should totally do that. I have a perfect track record. I've never had ONE argument with my husband!
- Twice this week I've eaten asparagus and lived to tell about it. Blahhhhh.....
- "Sometimes I really really really really really really really hate electronics!!!" she said as she typed away on her laptop.
- There's nothing like seeing a Broadway show (even if it's not technically ON Broadway) and topping off the night by running into an old friend! Good to see you Lisa, however briefly! :)
April
- "Dear Spider in the Shower, Not cool, man. Not. Cool.
- Wow. I`m the only one in the whole theater! No Titanic fans out there eh?
- I finally broke down and watched Inception. Now I have no grasp on reality. Oh wait. That's not new.
- It's such a beautiful day. Shame I have to spend it inside with people who think their sniffles are an emergency.
May
- Spend it where you earn it" isn't as fun as it used to be.
- I only work 4 days for the rest of the month. Bummer. [evil grin]
- It's a three cookie day.
- Do you need a break from modern livin? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried just grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road!
- I've been looking forward to the solar eclipse for weeks- and then promptly forgot until it was nearly over. DOH!!!
- DISNEYLAND!!! I may or may not have cried with joy at some point today.
- I've decided in my next life I'm coming back as a Disney performer. That is my dream job. Sadly I learned that waaaaay too late in life.
June
- Daily goals complete (mostly)! Let the first White Trash Drive-In of the summer BEGIN!
- So there's this girl I know, she has a complete lack of self control. Good thing I don't know anything about that kind of stuff. (baked smores???)
- I dreamed last night that my boss threw up on me. Any guesses at an interpretation?
- I laid awake half the night thinking, "is it time to get up yet?" Now that I'm up I can't help but think, "How long till bedtime?"
- I had the best laugh of the year today when a fireman mistook one of the hospital chaplains for a Jedi.
- I keep trying to think of a funny, clever post... but with all the lost homes and displaced people in my three favorite states... it's a little hard to think funny thoughts.
July
- Today is one of those days it would be nice to have friends...
- I kissed a frog and I liked it.
- New Me Rule: No Pinterest before work.
- Seven years ago today I flew into the city of my dreams and made memories and friends to last a lifetime! Oh heavens I'm homesick.
- I had a very painful day. Please lodge sympathy and concern in the box provided below.
- I'm a little weirded out by the frog in the kitchen... is it dead? is it undead...?
- I spend a lot of time thinking how crappy my life is. So I get on FB and read all y'alls status updates and it makes me realize my life's not so bad. :-P
- Would you like some cheese with that whine???"
August
- I don't have to drink to forget. It comes naturally.
- I try to be open minded and accepting... but synchronized swimming is the *dumbest* thing I've ever seen. Bring back softball!!!!!
- I hear Chubbuck got blown over the rainbow. Say Hi to the Wizard for me (and bring me back a pair of shoes).
- I think I say it best when I say nothing at all. :)
- Dreamed of London again. So sad to wake up and not be there. sigh...
- I park my car under an oak tree. I would further like to point out that acorn season is upon us. :(
- Sitting in the dark and pouting at work. I never said I was mature.
- Even the World's Best Peanut Butter Sandwich tastes gross when all you're craving is MEAT.
- This weekend marks one year living in Salt Lake. How to celebrate? Leave town.
- I miss going to school sometimes. Not today though. I dreamed I was back in high school. What a nightmare!
- I tried yoga for the first time. Umm... Ow.
- I can't think of anything right now that makes me smile quicker than seeing the little family of Quail that live in my neighborhood. :)
September
- Today's goal: accomplish nothing. Check!
- No fair for me this year. NO FAIR!!! {pouty face}
- Sometimes I do really stupid things... like pick up overtime on my weekend off.
- Every time I think I'm finally on the right track in life- someone throws the switch. Sigh...
- A movie about writers that's set in Scotland AND stars David Tennant? Yes please. :)
- I have an apple seed stuck in my throat. Not sure how I feel about that.
- I have this overwhelming desire to use phrases like, "FANTASTIC!" "Allons y" and "Molto bene!" Can't imagine what's gotten into me...
- I want to get away. I want to fly away
October
- I have seen my future and there are no cupcakes.
- I wish I could transport myself into a book. I'd much rather live in a book.
- Uh oh... I just learned how to create my own posters for pinterest!There went the weekend.
- I love speaking in church. But I've never wanted to speak on a topic less than the one I have to do tomorrow. Doing everything I can to avoid writing a talk...
- I've already wasted half my day.. might as well waste the rest of it.
- I caught up on three shows and played about 19 hours of angry birds. How did you spend YOUR afternoon off?
- I'm bored and hungry... not a good combination.
- I went to the grocery store for one thing. An hour and $50 later I walked out of the store... without the one thing I went in for. Gah!!!
- I admit it. Sometimes I wear all black. And sometimes I get dressed in the dark. And *sometimes* my pants are on inside out. So what???
November
- "There's a time to stand up and fight for what you believe in. And there's a time to join hands and work together- or all the fighting doesn't mean a thing." Who says you can't learn wisdom from Disney movies?
- What do you do when you're sick? Easy, call into work and spend the day with The Doctor.
- Miss Baker desires to know what you are all thinking. You may post one clever thing, two moderately clever things, or three very dull things indeed.
- Dear man who fell off his roof today, There were 8 inches of snow. I have no sympathy for you- now fork over your copay.
- I have learned the sure-fire way of never being invited to another Girls Night Out!
- I'm giving SA firesides one last chance. If it's stupid I'm never going again.
- We're keeping a tally at work to see which Thanksgiving hazard brings most people in. So far cut fingers are winning.
- It's sad when you bring ice water home from work- and have to go back to work before the ice is even melted.
- Dreamed of work all night. I should get overtime for that. :-(
- I had two goals this weekend. One is already done and someone else is doing the other. If I'm lucky, this may be a very lazy weekend. :)
December
- I dreamed I had a job interview in New York. I ran into a street gang and single handedly won a rumble using only words. No more West Side Story right before bed.
- I have seen every Christmas light in this city tonight. Time for a bottle of headache meds and a long winter's nap.
- I've lost my faith in humanity- which causes me to hate the whole wide world. Oh, by the way- Merry Christmas.
- Since this world is such a bummer- I think I'll escape to Middle Earth today.
- You know it's going to be a long day when you get your hair gel and toothpaste mixed up in the morning.
- I just spent an hour watching a He-Man and She-Ra Christmas special with a six year old. If that doesn't earn me brownie points with Santa- I don't know what will.
- I haven't looked outside yet today. Is the world still there? or is the light coming through the windows the flame of Armageddon?
- We were all so worried about the Apocalypse that no one focused on the fact that we've passed the shortest day of the year! Bring on Summer!!!! :D
- I'm not normally much of a morning person- but when you''re awakened by a six year old screaming that Santa came it's pretty hard not to be happy.
- I broke my Mommy. :(
Let's hope that next year's updates are more exciting!
Happy New Year!
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