Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I am the only person in the world

who has never seen an episode of
  • Phineas and Ferb
  • Lost
  • The Bachelor(ette)
  • CSI (any city... I watched ten minutes of one once and was so grossed out I've never returned)
who has never seen Brad Pitt act in a movie (Megamind doesn't count because it's just a voice). [I've only ever seen him act in an episode of Friends]

who doesn't like Neal Diamond. Sorry... he just sounds like he's constipated when he sings. (although- I will allow that I like the song "Sweet Caroline- but the Glee version").

who doesn't like the movie "A Christmas Story".

who has never had a second date.

who has never been to the Idaho Potato Expo (ok... we can limit that to "the only person from Idaho")

who has no idea who the Kardashians are... or why they're famous. Or why the world is so concerned with their procreation.

who has never seen "The Notebook".

who has never been a patient in the ER (I'd never even *been* in an ER until I started working in one).

who has not eaten a cake pop. (I don't even think I've seen one in real life- pictures only).

And I can't see that any of that is going to change anytime soon. (except the Notebook is on my "to see" list).[and knock on wood to the ER]

There's lots of other stuff too- I've been compiling this list mentally for a while- I really need to learn to write things down. Maybe I'll add to it as time goes by.


dedesmith32 said...

Well really should watch an episode of Phineas and Ferb. It's funny. :) My son and hubby would be very disappointed in you LOL - its their favorite!

Melissa said...

It hurts me that you've never seen Lost.

Also...I've never been to the Potato Expo. :)

Amy said...

I've read this post twice now and cannot figure out whether this is a list written with pride or remorse. Because if you are thinking about changing any of the things on this list, I would recommend watching Ocean's 11 (with Brad Pitt in it). It actually is a pretty fantastic movie and it is not all about Brad Pitt, like a lot of movies he is in.

Jessica said...

Hahaha... I'm on the list with you in several places. What exactly is Lost? The people, the place? And I rather loathe the idea of going to any place with a giant potato in front of it. But then people do... who knows why?
The Notebook is hateful. But only because I cried so hard I gave myself a bloody nose if that is any sort of recommendation :)