Wednesday, February 3, 2010

News to me

I went shopping today and the sales girl told me I don't have a butt...

How does someone who wears the pant size that I do (there is less fabric in circus tents) not have a butt?  What is this thing I've been sitting on for the last five unemployed months?

Weird.

2 comments:

Amy said...

I like ... big ... BUTTS and I cannot lie ... Some other brothers might DENY ...

Heather said...

She might have meant it in a good way. As in not a flat butt, a butt that fills out your jeans. I'd take it as a compliment, she wouldn't have said it if she didn't mean it as one. :)