Stealing a post idea from a friend... thanks Jess...
I hate you this week. Let's break up for a few days.
Dear Fireman who said I was your favorite,
Dear Case Worker who said nice things to me,
I don't believe half of what you said, but it was nice to hear anyway. Thank you.
Why don't you ever have any new humor pins? I already have most of the funny, non profane pins on my board.
I miss you. And your corndog too.
We're just not getting along like I thought we would. We might have to go our separate ways.
How have I lived two weeks without you? I can't remember how to read paper books! I'm afraid I'll get a paper cut.
Dear blogosphere friends,
Why don't you update your blogs as often as you used to?
I don't like you or looking into your eyes. Stay out of my ER.
Damn, you're hot!
Dear guy who invented the air conditioner,
Bless you. Bless you my friend.
I love you. Thank you for getting me out of the house a few hours each week.