Letters

Stealing a post idea from a friend... thanks Jess...

Dear Job,
I hate you this week. Let's break up for a few days.

Dear Fireman who said I was your favorite,
Awwwwwwww...... :)

Dear Case Worker who said nice things to me,
I don't believe half of what you said, but it was nice to hear anyway. Thank you.

Dear Pinterest,
Why don't you ever have any new humor pins? I already have most of the funny, non profane pins on my board.

Dear Disneyland,
I miss you. And your corndog too.

Dear Utah,
We're just not getting along like I thought we would. We might have to go our separate ways.

Dear Nook,
How have I lived two weeks without you? I can't remember how to read paper books! I'm afraid I'll get a paper cut.

Dear blogosphere friends,
Why don't you update your blogs as often as you used to?

Dear Death,
I don't like you or looking into your eyes. Stay out of my ER.

Dear Weather,
Damn, you're hot!

Dear guy who invented the air conditioner,
Bless you. Bless you my friend.

Dear Volleyball,
I love you. Thank you for getting me out of the house a few hours each week.