That awkward moment when the dating website matches you up with a kid you used to babysit. It didn't happen... I'm just saying it would be awkward.
Today did not got at all according to plan. From getting released from three callings I love and getting one I don't want, To the wifi not working at church so I didn't have access to the lesson I prepared, to the new recipe I tried for dinner being only mediocre. Is it Monday yet?
I've never wanted to punch an old lady until today. Sitting here listening to her criticize the funeral for Officer Barney. If he were your son, your tune would be so different. Thank God for the boys in blue!
A big Facebook shoutout to my parents Craige and La Rae Baker. 50 years ago today they became parents. I'm just sorry that Melanie didn't quite make it to the big 5-0. No parent should have to lose a child. As much as we miss all miss her, we're ever so grateful that she broke them in for the rest of us who followed. Happy momiversary! Happy dadiversary!
When did I become that person who falls asleep sitting up and snores in public? That's not at all embarrassing.
I look forward to the day I don't have to scrape my windows. #ThinkSpring
I have no food in my house… All I have is ingredients. #FirstWorldProblems
Word to the wise: stuff bakes a lot faster if you actually put it *in* the oven, rather than leaving it sitting on the stove and walking away. #BakersBakingFail
This is the most boringest Oscars I've ever seen. So boring that I've stooped to creating new words. And yet here I sit... Still watching it.
Lost my book mark. Guess I'll just have to read all night till the book is finished. Awww shucks....
At work today two rather handsome gentlemen came in to meet with one of the radiologists. She wasn't quite ready for them and asked me to tell them to wait for one minute then go into her office. Guy: "She wants us to wait for one minute?"
Me: "yes. Wait one minute. Count to sixty. If that's too hard count to thirty twice." I was being silly, but as I walked away it dawned on me... "Aaaahh... *thats* why I'm single."
I just bought the stuff to make this cake! Anyone wanna come try it out? Incidentally, Im getting new carpet and need help moving some furniture from one room to another.
Is the knowledge of Pi a rare thing? I always thought it was pretty common knowledge. All day as I've been talking about Pi day Ive gotten blank stares. Even when I say, "you know, 3.14...?" Nothing. I mean, sure, when I say ROUNDED pi, which is 3.1416 (which, ok look, is today's date) that could get confusing but... I don't know. Hooray for my nerdy friends who will understand what I'm talking about and celebrate with me. Now... To go eat my rounded pi(e).
It's confirmed! I have a date with the coolest gal in town tonight! ME!!! I have a me date! What to wear.....
I am LOVING all these Mother's Day posts. That is not the least bit sarcastic. It feels like the Internet is filled with love and gratitude today. Yay moms!!!
It's a new PR! Salt Lake City to Nampa in 4 hours and 45 minutes!
I miss my ER friends who will eat my cookies no matter how badly I screw them up. Incidentally, I'm bringing cookies to work tomorrow. 🍪🍪🍪
I'm speaking in church tomorrow and it seems that everything on the Internet is more interesting than the talk I'm supposed to be preparing...
Today was not my favorite day. Did anything good happen in the world today? Share your good news with me. I need a lift.
I know next to nothing about Pokemon. I know it's a cartoon and that's about it. And I've never been a Band-Wagoner... But I have to admit I'm *almost* tempted to see what all the fuss is about. *almost*
Ugh... Why can't we all just get along? 💔🇫🇷😢
Tonight I played volleyball like it was meant to be played.
I can't even begin to describe how much I don't want to go to work today.
Woke up from a dream (nightmare?) that Trump had chosen Bill Clinton as his running mate. I can't even escape ridiculous politics in my sleep. 😖
I've been watching Hulu and Netflix for so long I forgot what it was like to watch tv with commercials. Ugh! #firstworldproblems #olympicjunkie
Me: "I really need to get stuff done for my party tonight. Oh look, I just won two hours of unlimited lives on this mindless game. I'll just play a little while longer. [1 hour 53 minutes later] Oh good, time is almost up and I can get things done."
[advances to next level]
Game: "congratulations! You just won 24 hours of unlimited lives!"
Ummm... I am a fiercely independent person... But when it comes to car trouble I really don't know what to do. I'm supposed to be at work, but instead I'm just sitting here, waiting to hear the rustlings of a neighbor to ask for a jump. I know how to do it, and I have the equipment... Just not another car to use. One of the hazards of living too far away from family that you are comfortable enough to wake up and make them help you.
I've had my car for 6 years (ish) and never had a real problem with it that I couldn't take care of. I just find it interesting that literally THREE days after I pay it off, it dies. This ladies and gentlemen, is the story of my life. #ThisIsWhyICantHaveNiceThings
But she's fixed now. Luckily it wasn't a major issue.
But she's fixed now. Luckily it wasn't a major issue.
Only 33 more sleeps until the days start getting longer. #thinkspring
Thankful for what I have, but still wishing to be at Disneyland.
My kittens sneeze constantly. I think they're allergic to cats. 😹
Alright crazy cat friends (you know who you are), I'm being mauled to death by tiny critters. I don't believe in declawing cats, what do I do to keep from being kitty chow? Are the weird little claw covers worth it?