the Lost Pandemic Post

I don't remember starting this post... but apparently during a day of boredom I start confessing everything going through my mind...

• I am boring
• Shower shoes are not the same as water shoes and are not meant to be hiked in.
• It is possible to watch 11 seasons of a series in two weeks' time.
• All 11 seasons of MASH are on Hulu.
• I did not inherit a green thumb. You want plants killed? Send them to me. I can only grow noxious weeds. They love me.
• Cats aren't that great at deep and meaningful conversation. Oh sure, they're funny when they want to be, but try to get serious on them...?
• I have a list three miles long of things I should probably do, but I don't.
• Every time I leave the house I spend money. So I'm grounded.
• Years of training myself to a decent sleep schedule can crumble in a matter of days. 
• Getting an unexpected check in the mail can make a crummy day brighter. 
• I love a good rain storm. 
• I am not a fan of cooking for one.
• I'm not really a fan of cooking at all. 
• Sometimes I have toast for dinner.
• I am addicted to lotion
• I am addicted to fudgsicles.
• I am addicted to chocolate chip granola bars.
• Of all the characters in Jane Austen's works- I relate the most to Miss Bates from Emma.
• When I tell people I love to read, that is a lie. I have not read one book this whole lock-down.
• That's not true. I do love to read. I just haven't done it.